Population | 3.488 billion |
Capital | Sloptopia |
Leader | Owen |
Currency | slop |
Animal | rat |
The Sloppy Republic of Slop Ville is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Owen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.488 billion Sloppers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloptopia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sloppy economy, worth 450 trillion slops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,156 slops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sloptopia Times is sold out, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and the treehouse in Rat Park is the tallest building in Slop Ville. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slop Ville's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slop Ville is ranked 7,833rd in the world and 465th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,120.03 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slop Ville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Slop Ville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Inclusive.
- : Slop Ville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, the treehouse in Rat Park is the tallest building in Slop Ville.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sloptopia Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in Slop Ville, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Owen's cabinet meetings.